大家好，今天小編關(guān)注到一個(gè)比較有意思的話題，就是關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話大全的翻譯問(wèn)題，于是小編就整理了3個(gè)相關(guān)介紹英語(yǔ)笑話大全的解答，讓我們一起看看吧。

短小的英語(yǔ)笑話？

下面是一些簡(jiǎn)短而有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話：

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I've got problems!

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalape?o business!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face! If you want more, there are many websites that offer collections of funny jokes and puns in English.

簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話？

These Are My Jeans!

　　After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

　　“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

　　Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”

搞笑英語(yǔ)段子笑得肚子疼？

去復(fù)印店復(fù)印身份證，進(jìn)去后掏出身份證和一張百元鈔票，怕店主找不開(kāi)說(shuō)：“我只有一張100的，你給不給復(fù)?。俊钡曛髡f(shuō)：“對(duì)不起我們這里不復(fù)印人民幣，有身份證也不行！”

我最喜歡數(shù)學(xué)了，它沒(méi)有語(yǔ)文的曲折，沒(méi)有政史的死板枯燥，沒(méi)有英語(yǔ)那么多語(yǔ)法，它有的，只有不會(huì)做，不會(huì)做和不會(huì)做。

健身房里有人抱怨：“教練！這里蚊子太多了，身上被咬幾個(gè)包啦！”教練怒斥道：“你懂什么，這叫有癢運(yùn)動(dòng)！”

今天去超市買東西，買的有點(diǎn)多，服務(wù)員算了一下，一共777元，我立馬給了她1000元，她馬上找了我333元，我說(shuō)“這么快算出來(lái)了?”，她說(shuō)：“我上學(xué)時(shí)心算可厲害了，是數(shù)學(xué)科代表，不會(huì)錯(cuò)的。”

湯鍋已經(jīng)沸騰，餃子a鼓起勇氣對(duì)餃子b說(shuō)：“有件事我一直想告訴你，我知道，你喜歡我?！薄?/p>

餃子b說(shuō)：“什么？我一直隱藏得很好，你是什么時(shí)候知道的?！薄?/p>

餃子a看著餃子b破了的皮，酸楚地說(shuō)：“就在剛剛，你露餡兒了。”

語(yǔ)文老師對(duì)一個(gè)很皮的同學(xué)說(shuō)：你改變了我的宗教信仰，以前我是無(wú)神論者，自從遇見(jiàn)你，還真他媽見(jiàn)鬼了。于是全班爆笑。

到此，以上就是小編對(duì)于英語(yǔ)笑話大全的翻譯問(wèn)題就介紹到這了，希望介紹關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話大全的3點(diǎn)解答對(duì)大家有用。