大家好，今天小編關(guān)注到一個比較有意思的話題，就是關(guān)于英文笑話的翻譯問題，于是小編就整理了3個相關(guān)介紹英文笑話的解答，讓我們一起看看吧。

短小的英語笑話？

下面是一些簡短而有趣的英語笑話：

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I've got problems!

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalape?o business!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face! If you want more, there are many websites that offer collections of funny jokes and puns in English.

簡短的英語笑話？

These Are My Jeans!

　　After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

　　“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

　　Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”

英語對話笑話？

?

有一天店子里來了一個外國人買西餐料，我英語很爛，所以他每選好一樣?xùn)|西，我就用計算器摁出價格來給他看。當(dāng)然有點不好意思了，所以我說：

'I am sorry!'

'I am sorry, too!' 外國人說。

“I am sorry three. ” 我又說。

“What are you sorry for? ” 外國人又說。

還有完沒完了，我心想，只好接著說

“I am sorry five.”

?

笑話2

男： 'Can I have your name?'

(直譯過來是: 我能有你的名字嗎？)

女： 'Why? Don't you already have one? '

(為什么？ 你不是已經(jīng)有名字了嗎？）

?

笑話3

A man goes to the church and starts talking to the god.

(一男子來到教堂，跟上帝對話。）

He says: 'God, what is a million dollars to you? '

（他說：“上帝，一百萬美元對你意味著什么？”）

And God says: ' A penny.',

（上帝回答：“一便士”）

then the man says: 'God, what is a million years to you?' .

（男子又說：“上帝，一百萬年對你意味著什么？”）

And god says: 'A second.'

（上帝回答：“一秒鐘?！保?/p>

Then the man says: 'Can I have a penny?'

（最后男子請求說：“我能得到一便士嗎？”）

And God says: ' In a second.'

到此，以上就是小編對于英文笑話的翻譯問題就介紹到這了，希望介紹關(guān)于英文笑話的3點解答對大家有用。